The Funnies

I gave away all my dead batteries today, free of charge.

 

Why don’t vampires have many friends?

Because they’re pains in the neck.

 

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?

Light blue.

 

Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own?

It was two tired.

 

What do you call a short medium on the run from the police?

A small medium at large.