Did you hear about the skeleton who got insulted by his boss?
He has a bone to pick with him.
Who won the ghost beauty contest?
Who did the witches see at Madison Square Garden?
The Rolling Tombstones!
Four ghosts walked into a bar and asked for a glass of the best spirits.
Did you hear about the cannibal who owned the grocery store?
He charges an arm and a leg.
A ghost walks into a bar, and keeps going.
What does a zombie and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz have in common?