Priceless Puns By: Max Goldenberg

Did you hear about the skeleton who got insulted by his boss?ghost

He has a bone to pick with him.

Who won the ghost beauty contest?

No body.

Who did the witches see at Madison Square Garden?

The Rolling Tombstones!

Four ghosts walked into a bar and asked for a glass of the best spirits.

Did you hear about the cannibal who owned the grocery store?

He charges an arm and a leg.

A ghost walks into a bar, and keeps going.

What does a zombie and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz have in common?

All they want is a brain.


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