What is one thing you’re looking forward to?
“Going to college.”
How would your friends describe you?
What is your favorite food?
“Ah shoot, a cheeseburger with pasta salad.”
What is the weirdest thing you’ve done in someone else’s home?
“I washed my shoes in someone’s bathtub.”
What’s one thing you would do if money was not a problem?
“Live up in the Swiss Mountains in a cabin.”
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
“Stickbugs can stick to the bottom of leaves.”
Is cereal a soup?
“No, that’s a stupid question.”
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
“What did they say about the pony with a sore throat?”
“He was a little hoarse.”
Toilet paper — over or under?
“Over… what maniac would do under?”
Do you have any hobbies?
What is the most unusual thing you have eaten?
How are your feelings towards roller coasters?
“Take it or leave it.”
If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
“Strong puns at use.”