What is your name?
What is your first name?
What is your last name?
“I just said it… are you listening to me?”
What grade are you in?
What is your zodiac sign?
“I’m a Taurus.”
You’re a Taurus?
“I am!! Loud and proud.”
Are you writing this right now?
Are you talking to yourself?
“Why do you ask?”
Please. Stop. You are scaring me.
“Never. I am in your mind. I am your mind.”
You’re just typing your article in hopes it will be funny, aren’t you?
“Okay…bye now, freakin’ bully.”