Do you eat mac and cheese with a preferred utensil? Do you like the color green? Do you like October? Well, you’ll relate to this teacher!
How do you feel about candy corn?
“I think it’s disgusting… I don’t understand why people eat it.”
What’s your favorite scary movie?
“It’s just a good movie.”
What’s your favorite color?
They’re typing on a keyboard, distracted, “I’m sorry what…? Oh… Green.”
What did you drink this morning?
“Coffee, with milk.”
Why are you wearing a green shirt?
“It was on top of the laundry pile.”
What do you want to do with your life?
They laugh and there is a long pause before replying, “To make enough money so I can become a trophy husband.”
Do you eat mac and cheese with a fork or spoon?
“Depends on the type of noodle. If it’s a smaller elbow macaroni, then it’s a spoon, but if it’s the bigger noodles… then a fork.”
What’s your favorite part of the school day?
“What’s my favorite part of school? Dismissal.”
What’s your favorite song?
“My favorite song… Tangled Up In Blue by Leftover Salmon… It’s a great cover of a great Bob Dylan song. It’s a mix blue grass and jam band… It’s just great”
Do you have any allergies?
How tall are you?
What is your favorite month?
“October, because it is prime boot weather.”
What’s your zodiac sign?
With a laugh, “…Why…” They clear their voice, “…Ughhh… it’s a Leo.”
Do you know your rising sign?
“My what? No. No, I have no idea what that is.”
(To guess who this month’s mystery person is,
visit the box at the front and submit an answer with your name)