Injected Feces

On several occasions between November 13th and 17th of 2016, 41 year old Tiffany Alberts of Wolcott, Indiana, injected feces into her son’s central IV line during his cancer treatment. The boy had been undergoing treatment for leukemia at the Riley Hospital for Children in Indianapolis since early August this year. Alberts’ reasoning for this […]

Medical Ecstasy

X. Molly. Ecstasy. The substance MDMA goes by many names, and has developed a reputation as a club drug, though it was first synthesized in 1912 by researchers at the pharmaceutical company Merck, in an attempt to create a new drug to help blood to clot. MDMA began showing up in Chicago in the 1970s, […]

Upcoming Events

Monday, January 9th Parents Association Meeting, 6:30-8:30pm   Wednesday, January 11th School Council, 3:30-4:30pm   Thursday, January 12th Board of Trustees, 7:30-8:30pm   Friday, January 13th No school – Professional Development Day   Monday, January 16th No school – Martin Luther King Jr. Day   Wednesday, January 18th Enrollment Open House   Wednesday, January 25th […]

Mystery Person

What are your opinions on eggnog? “I don’t like eggnog, I wish I liked it because my family does, but I really don’t.”   What is your zodiac sign? “Taurus.”   Do you have a favorite song or song lyric? “Yes! I have a lot though,”   If you had a million dollars, what would […]

Lower Level Update

Level One: Level One had quite a slew of events. On December 2, the level had a delicious carrot day where Ted, the principal, read a book on carrots and did a headstand to impress the young children. On Friday, December 9, high schoolers, Danny Freitas, Kaylee Anagnos, and Ethan Seal, performed a puppet show […]

Donald Trump’s Cabinet

Though the president of the United States is generally the face of the United States government, most of the actual work done by the executive branch could not be accomplished without the work of the President’s cabinet. The cabinet members serve as the heads of the federal agencies that make up the executive branch, and […]

The Funnies

I gave away all my dead batteries today, free of charge.   Why don’t vampires have many friends? Because they’re pains in the neck.   What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much? Light blue.   Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own? It was two tired.   What do you call a short medium on […]

Aquarius Horoscope

Although it’s unlike your style to judge a book by its cover, Aquarius, be sure not to dismiss all caution in this upcoming year. As you start any new endeavour, remember those who have always motivated, encouraged, or supported you throughout the time you’ve known them. You may make new allies, but you are just […]